Osterizer Imperial Blender

arithmetic calculations of the rest: "suspect" and "kettle"

I have always believed that all countries are similar. But I think most notably Brazil and Mexico have a great similarity. Both have indigenous roots, were conquered by Europeans, are the two most developed economies, the growing levels of poverty and crime is similar and their cultures have many similar characteristics.

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few days ago while sailing in a Brazilian forum, find my idea of \u200b\u200bthe similarity between one country and another. In this forum there was talk of Brazilian politics in this country and other areas of their culture. The truth is I was in Portugal that Paris Hilton knows what chastity, but oh holy internet!, If Paris made her the diva porn elite, because I was not going to get out of this small trouble.

Among many themes, one of them was just Lula da Silva, the current president, who for them is quite a character. Read them talking about that if Lula was a populist, that if a man of humble origin, that if I buy a plane called the "Lulaavion" and who according to irony of flying fears and other things like that.

But what caught my attention most of the forum was a term used by Brazilians : Something like the "kettle of lula " no, do not worry I'm no sap, that in healthy Portuguese and translated into our language means "The Lula Pearl" which is something like "The most stupid phrases Lula."

To give you idea of \u200b\u200bwhat I speak, these are some of the "kettle"

• " I would have studied Latin, so I could communicate better with the peoples of Latin America " Brasília, 2003 ( Nobody said that Latinos speak Castilian ( English or not to enter into controversy) and the Latin is a dead language ).


• "A large majority of our imports come from outside the country" Brasília, 2003 ( Let me guess bet your make exports from the interior of their country ).


• "It is not pollution that's harming the environment.'s The impurities in the air and water that are doing this." Cuba, 2005 ( Greenpeace would be very grateful for his contribution and discovery certainly )
  

The truth that I found very funny. Just type in google "the reeling basins Lula" and will result in an extensive catalog of its "kettle."

Finally, one day before I had finished reading the "Dialogues of Plato, could only exclaim, reflectively a to the hell!. That seems "sospechosistamente" family. As good Mexican I could not get back and immediately reminded our political sublime.

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forget Santiago Creel and his contributions to the English Royal Academy or our intellectual and honorary Nausea "ex-president Vicente Fox and why they, our famous politicians also deserve as nothing but the Brazilians! here are our "kettle" with chile and tequila:

Santiago Creel

• " I invite you to leave behind the culture ... the suspect " (really look" suspect "in the dictionary and not found, it will be still What will be evaluating the Royal English Academy)

Vicente Fox

• "Comes and go" (To Fidel Castro out of the way to Bush in a meeting to coincide)
• "No doubt that Mexicans are doing jobs that not even blacks want to do " (Referring to Mexican immigrants)
• "Latin America must escape the 'perfect dictatorship', as he said Nobel laureate Mario Vargas Llosa Literature" (Does not Peru's Vargas Llosa and has never won the Nobel? Maybe you wanted to say Gabriel Garcia Marquez?)
• "Everyone has a washing machine at home on two legs" (Referring to Mexican women)
• "Good not know to read, so do not you find out the news. " (Is that why we're in last place lus global education?)

Porfirio Díaz

• "Poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States" (Frase has arrebasado our borders, was the first thing I said was Brazilian when asked what they knew about Mexico)

Andres Manuel Obrador

• " is a plot against me" and "I As Jesus was also persecuted and spied" (What if beatified?)

Roberto Madrazo

• "To think that women are washing machines. Women are not washing although it may seem." (Referring to Mexican women)

Salinas de Gortari

• "Fellow citizens, Mexico is already a first world country"
• "Ni I see them or hear them. " (Probably because of the lack of ears did not hear us)
  

Do you judge even hesitate no similarity? ...

Posted by: The Pirate Becquer